笑話--和英文聽力有關 英文

某男，亦粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。- f+ o8 B  _) S2 w" w( b

% X2 `! e6 F, O: w該男思之久已，毅然下筆：「once a week。」
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簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：「 this item should be filled in with male or female.」
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該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下﹕female，
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官楞之，曰：? u shouldn't it be male? 」! o' V# N& W/ k1 J5 c; `* x& Q
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男急釋曰：「I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.」